Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1748
Little Mu by the rum...erh....mouseness in me, I declare you mouseified.

22 years ago #1749
Top 10 signs you're drinkng too much:
You lose fights with inanimate objects
Your job is getting in the way of your drinking
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
You can focus better with one eye closed
You fall off the floor
Your sons are named Barley and Hops.
Mosquitos catch a buzz after attacking you.
The Whole bar says Hi when you come in.
Every night you're beginning to find your cat more and more attractive

22 years ago #1750
but what if my cat finds ME attractive?

22 years ago #1751
I'm gonna' have to watch my cats drinking habits...

22 years ago #1752
I'm still not a mouse. How long is this going to take?

22 years ago #1753
Hans up everyone who watched the Grey Cup game. *raises own hand*

22 years ago #1754
I don't have any hands!

22 years ago #1755
Bravo, les Alouettes!

22 years ago #1756
I'm from Europe...

22 years ago #1757
Football. The kind where the ball is shaped like a fat submarine and the players eat many many fat submarines. It gets even weirder, the Grey Cup is actually Canadian football!

22 years ago #1758
no actually the players eat a lot of dirt.

22 years ago #1759
IT must taste good because their faces end up in it alot.


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