Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Aaargh! If you were going to dump liquid on me you could have made it blood! But you'd better not do any more of that or they'll notice the magic incursion and secure my cell against outside spells. That would involve taking away my DSL connection.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!

Oh, and could someone flip this thing over again so I'm not just a disembodied voice?

:: puts Dogh'd's glass full of maraschino cherries on top of the holoprojector and takes one to eat::

*muffled*

Sigh...why does everyone have to be uncivil to me just because I'm rude, anti-social, diabolically evil and pathologically hungry for human blood?

Oops, I think I just walked into the wrong place... Don't mind me - as you were. :o

*pauses with shot glass poised at lip level. Assumes look of horror that makes jbryanc face even worse looking. Speaks haltingly*
I nearly drank the King.

OK, apparently I've had enough. I'm seeing disembodied smiley faces.

*sigh* ... I think I need a quintuple today!

How long to I have to stay as I was? It's kind of uncomfortable to have this paper-hat drink halfway to my lips.

Braeden, what are your captors paying for the DSL connection? Whatever it is, it's too much, you're transmission looks like poo! Looks more like you using a 14.4

That's because the holoprojector gets messed up by condensation. Also, since I'm a vampire my hologram is two dimensional. Not that you can see it when the projector is upsidedown with a glass of maraschino cherries on it.

teehee you look like a cherry!