Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Nice! *has to pee*

Ooo I have such a headache. why did you go and do that for dogh'd? *holds heads in hands*

Hey D, what's the daily special?

hey shady you promised me a drink or two or three.

whash under that tarp and why does it wigggle?

No idea

Umm.. hey dogh'd, give the little lady a drink when she wants

I haven't been in this bar for ages! Shadyman actually wanted a babel fish smoothie? A babel fish you place in your ear, and it translates every language in the universe (How obvious). What a waste. Anyway, dogh'd, where are your restrooms?

LOL!

Dogh'd? Do you have anything that will make my right arm completely numb? Tendonitous is killing me!

Here's good bar-talk: Anyone know how to spell tendonitos? I actually just made my injury a few degrees worst by trying every thinkable possibility in my spell-checker.

Tendonitis.

But Dogh'd, could you turn down that music? It's giving me tinitus.

Didn't Worsworth write an allergy about tintinitus Abbey?

I think it was Poe on the tintinabulation of the bells.