Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey Doghd hit me up with a.. I dont know, gimme something random

Dogh'd, sorry I was over there --> hacking into your bartender menu, who is Dr Phlogiston? Hehe just curious

well I try not to be but the server did not load for me so I thought they never went thru.

*Is not redundant saying things over again*

It's repetitive, no? *sigh* The mess you guys leave in here. At least I got a new recliner in the deal.

We got a nice little contraption Dr. Phlogiston brought in here a few months ago. Ya see, it's this little box with a bright candy-red dial. And if I turn it THIS way... you get less drunk.
*turns the knob*

You see? It's a wave-box that affects neurons- lets the AlCo2 flow through the nerve endings and out the body faster. Course there's usually a rush for the bathroom, too.

Nice! *has to pee*

Ooo I have such a headache. why did you go and do that for dogh'd? *holds heads in hands*

Hey D, what's the daily special?

hey shady you promised me a drink or two or three.

whash under that tarp and why does it wigggle?

No idea

Umm.. hey dogh'd, give the little lady a drink when she wants

I haven't been in this bar for ages! Shadyman actually wanted a babel fish smoothie? A babel fish you place in your ear, and it translates every language in the universe (How obvious). What a waste. Anyway, dogh'd, where are your restrooms?