Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'll have something with chocolate in it...

I'm only buying everything on the assumption that I can put it on my tab... And no round thongs, they don't look as good.

Just an Irish coffee after getting to the finals? Oh ok, I guess you need your mind at it's sharpest. You'll be getting the real stuff later, I assume...

This is pretty real to me! I can get drunk off one glass of champagne if I don't eat anything substantial.

I can get drunk off a chocolate malt

barkeep a bottle of your best bubbly for Butterfly dream for making it to the finals and making herstory (history).

I do hope you'll help me drink it Ladydyke? Who else would like a glass?

I'll take a glass if I can buy the second bottle. (Irish coffee's got booze in it, hasn't it?)
Let's hoist BD to our shoulders and carry her around the Square.

I'll help hoist her to my frail old back, so long as she's not too heavy...

Nope, about average, TD, but make sure you have some help! (And yes, there's a little whiskey in that coffee.)

Heehee, what a ride! Thanks, everybody! :: practices 'royal wave' to a small crowd of aliens sitting on the curb, then gets uncontrollable giggles::

heehee

Sure I'll help you drink it.