Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*puts on straw hat*

Okay, pardner's, let's square dance! Who wants to call?

Taaaaaake yo pardner do see do

Not too fast and not too slow!

Swing 'em round, and back yeh go!

Look her she's a ho! -sorry it went with the square dancing...

Sure it did!

Take yer partner by the tentacles
Swing her round an' ... um

Are you sure you meant tentacles?
"Swing her round an'" Doosy doe,
Flip her on top and watch you drop...

Take yer pardner by the tenticles . . . hmm

You could do a line about pentacles but then it wouldn't be square dancing, it would be pentagon dancing. Could even be satanic.

Try not to pop a ventricle?

Testicles?

I give up.

Nah, just good old Pagan dancing. But I can't think of a couplet that doesn't sound retarded.

chanticles?
canticles?
chanticleers?

Why not just the old tried and true:
Ask her if she wants to dance
Then try and get into her pants

Presupposing a world with only two genders, of course.

...and women wearing pants.