Doghead's Cosmic Bar

How about one with holes woven into it, so you still have use of those eyes on top?

Pretty sure I've got one of those around here somewhere...

I don't look exactly like the icon of course...my eyes are on stalks and I can move them around and make it work. But the holes would be convenient. Let me see, I'll take Straw Hat #3552.

*whips a cool-looking straw hat at Fizzy*

No no no! you missed the irony. An intelligent woman comes into a bar looking for an intelligent man? And finds one? Pure fantasy. Let us, therefore, fantasize.
Oh. We were already doing that.
Never mind.

*puts on straw hat*

Okay, pardner's, let's square dance! Who wants to call?

Taaaaaake yo pardner do see do

Not too fast and not too slow!

Swing 'em round, and back yeh go!

Look her she's a ho! -sorry it went with the square dancing...

Sure it did!

Take yer partner by the tentacles
Swing her round an' ... um