Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Dang! I hoped you took no notice, I wanted to keep my whole collection of 10k straw hats... Anyways.......

Take your pick!

How about one with holes woven into it, so you still have use of those eyes on top?

Pretty sure I've got one of those around here somewhere...

I don't look exactly like the icon of course...my eyes are on stalks and I can move them around and make it work. But the holes would be convenient. Let me see, I'll take Straw Hat #3552.

*whips a cool-looking straw hat at Fizzy*

No no no! you missed the irony. An intelligent woman comes into a bar looking for an intelligent man? And finds one? Pure fantasy. Let us, therefore, fantasize.
Oh. We were already doing that.
Never mind.

*puts on straw hat*

Okay, pardner's, let's square dance! Who wants to call?

Taaaaaake yo pardner do see do

Not too fast and not too slow!

Swing 'em round, and back yeh go!

Look her she's a ho! -sorry it went with the square dancing...

Sure it did!