Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

Turing's Dad
22 years ago #1441

I'll dance the lambada with you. I'm not sure which is my left and which is my right anymore, but I'll be darned if I can't dance.
*skates across the linolium and promptly falls over*

MARK

Shadyman
22 years ago #1442

*sits up and grabs a floating hot chocolate with marshmallows*

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1443

runs around and struts her stuff to find intelligent men

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1444

Hey who borrowed the lesbians and didn't return them? I miss them

MARK

Butterfly Dream
22 years ago #1445

Oh, sorry. They should be back now.....if they WANT to be back.

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1446

Why wouldn't they? I just missed the free show.

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1447

I'm intelligent but I'm not a man. Also, I'm in love with Patt--um, Patricia. Also, I'm busy doing the polka.
*continues to dance the polka*

MARK

Turing's Dad
22 years ago #1448

Won't anyone help an old man up off the floor so he can join in the dancing? *Waves legs around trying to get someone's attention*

MARK

Shadyman
22 years ago #1449

So you're saying 'You've fallen and you can't get up?'

MARK

Butterfly Dream
22 years ago #1450

I've never seen an old man breakdancing before! Cool!

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1451

Have you ever seen a robot breakdance before?

MARK

Turing's Dad
22 years ago #1452

I'm going to pointedly ignore both of those comments from the peanut gallery. You people have obviously had too much chocolate.