Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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11 years ago #13405
Oh yeah? And who are you? *takes out vapo gun and begins polishing it while kicking biker boot clad feet up on table* I kill 'em. Not you.

11 years ago #13406
You missed the part where I rage quit, checked to see how people were doing, saw that Gordon was talking sh-t about me nonstop, and rejoined so that whatever happened with his old account stays that way.

To quote "The Heat", he's a d-ck c-ck -ssf-cker.
I hope I remember that line right.

BTW, KillEm (one of the most moronic jokes on the Internet) is Gordan.

11 years ago #13407
Ah I see. Not a fitting name for him. Glad you're back VK. Sorry I was gone for so long. Lot going on. You know how it is. Being a Goddess doesn't mean I can be lazy and make slaves do my work. They just mess up and I have to do it myself. So I do it myself to begin with.
Oh my god I loved that movie. It's awesome. Melissa McCarthy is the best.
I wondered who the kill em was. Can't believe its Gordan. Tough name for little guy.
So how ya been VK?

11 years ago #13408
Little? Really? I write now. Not fight. If that makes sense. Whatver.

11 years ago #13409
Yep. Little. A writer? Wow. Badass fighter that drinks to a nerdy writer. Can't say I'm impressed. But whatevs. Goddess is out. Peace.

11 years ago #13410
Are those peanuts?

11 years ago #13411
Yeah here. Have some. *slides bowl down the bar*

11 years ago #13412
Wow. Welcome to the bar folks. You'll be lucky if you make it out alive
*rolls eyes
Everybody's just shaking in their boots

11 years ago #13413
Look writer or fighter, I'll still kick your a$$ here and now no problem. I'm not in the mood to be messed with. Now back off. Go peddle your papers elsewhere.
Hey Dogh'd, vodka on the rocks please.
So where's Donna dearest?

11 years ago #13414
And you care why?
Just my writing alone can kick your ass. So can VibraKnifes. His writing is top itch, If I do say so mspysekf. Because your cool with I'm writing, but not me.
Wow.
And she's fine. Better then you. She actually isn't a complete hack ass.

11 years ago #13415
So you can go cry somewhere else. No one cares.
*Takes out knife and throws it at you, smashing your glass*
No one. Area anymore. That's all gone. Just sit down and take a drink. That, or talk. If your gonna come in here cocked off like that, them don't expect any one else to enjoy your company.

11 years ago #13416
Hey Jono 141?
We're are you man?
Miss my old drinking buddy


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