Doghead's Cosmic Bar

It's a sad day when humans can out-commute bots

*calls back*

I have a teleporter built into my system...but I'm going for a hike right outside.

Shadyman, have you seen the thing in GQ about what Brianna said about you? What IS it she likes so much?!?

Can anybody give me change for a hern so I can use the public teleporter?

What's a hern?

5 herns to a zloty, 10 zlotys to a regib, muliply by 1.35 to translate into loonies. Dogh'd's supplier is regabulian or some damn thing. That's why the teleporters only take demiherns. Or is it 7 regibs to a dubloon?

I just use quarters, and kick the danged thing till it works.

I have no idea why Brianna likes me so much, I must be a real sexy beast.

It's the long blonde beard shady.

jbryanc did you know that some women think baldness is sexy. Not that I am talking about me of course.

hey dogh'd where is that drink I ordeered for butterfly and myself. I am getting thirsty.

jbyranc i am one of those women...do you know how badly i want to lick your scalp?

Oh thank you ladydyke! What are we having?