Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*enters bar and walks over to counter*

I'll have a Coke and Scotch.
*glances over at group having discussion* I don't mean to put into things, but personally I think animals do have feelings. I know a friend that everytime her husband hits her, her little chiauha steps in and tries to defend her. If the dog accidentially hurts her in the process, he crawls up in her lap and starts crying. If that isn't feelings I don't know what is.

yeah!!!!! thanks a ton fab lad you live up to your name, and for that you get a round on me and a tackleee huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!

Wow, my first trip into here and already a great looking woman is hugging me... *smiles* I'll have to make it a point to come here more often. Thanks, Paint Patricia, you've made my day!

I think we should all go to her house and kick her husband's ass, because that's too much for one little Chihuahua to do.

Twoo enuf, wets go!

yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh i am ready to kick some assholes assnuts!!!!!!

hey no problem fab lad, hugggggggggggssssssss and another round from me for the compliment!

With all these drinks, which I thank you for, Paint Patrica, I'll be smashed before you know it.

Yeah, we should go and look up Larry, he's a right creep. Just watch out for his head- it's a hard as an iron pan. I've seen a couple of my mates break their hands on his head...

Judo chop! hehe

Whew! I wuz afraid we we're gonna go an' get serious in here and maunder on about the meaning of life as if we knew. Butterfly...yeah I knew that (he says, refering to back about a huunert posts). I think in Hindu mythology, Shiva is asleep and dreaming. We are his dream. What happens when he wakes up?
Let's all chip in for sominex for Lord Shiva.
*passes hat*

*donates some exlax*

Just happened to have that on you, eh Steve?