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That's a very good point, but I don't really care. So I'm going to hell, no big deal to me because with the way things are in this day and age Heaven would have to be a lot more lonely than Hell, so I won't be alone. And eternal seperation from God in hell isn't as bad as it sounds, I mean it's not like God hangs out in your house and chats with you. It's unlikely that he even listens. When was the last time one of your prayers was answered? Where was God September 11th? If what it says in the Bible is true then all the people who died that day are in Hell. Do you want to go around telling the families of the victims that their loved ones are in Hell?

If we're all going to hell, why should we try to be good people? If perfection is all that counts, why don't we just give up before we start? I look at it this way: if we were perfect, we wouldn't need to be alive, we'd all be in heaven playing harps and sitting on clouds and crap. I think the point of being alive is to do as good as you can, you can never be perfect but you might as well try because if you don't you might as well have never lived.

Ya waatter he said *as I puke on a nearby table* oppsy let me clen dat up for u.

Why dont yuuse all go siht in da purrication pool?

ya mean its a rilly big toliet?

shure

Ok cause i gotta go.

iph its a prurication puhl itl cleen itselph

jbryanc, this both answers and does not answer your question.

http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/cite/staff/philosopher/butter.htm

ahh heck that's already too philosophical.. answers and doesn't answer a question? WTF!?

Read it and become even more confused. Or don't. I don't really care.