Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*ravages bag through various nick nacks* no...no....nooo... ahhhh, found it.

hah u make me laugh Gordon you gay Fu-k

Whatever you say sir panaiwishiwasaboy

Gordon, the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator...

not even your mother likes you gordon

And Dr Kliener, I asked for that, like 6 months ago. I lied. Like 6 decades ago. What have you been doing all this time.

Your right. My mother doesn't like me. She LOVES me.

*pulls out the bag, the superior huntsman revolver capable of shooting 55 cal bullets* now this would do a nice job on hunting and killing

Well, teaching Lamarr. Head crabs are difficult to train.

Fine. You know g man has been here lately

lies, she prob is some overreactive mom, who cares about even the smallest tenth of a point in skool, and makes you do what she want. you are her gay slave, and she just wants you to do work 24/7

Shut the fuck up kobi