Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*puts mug on holoprojector once again*

Hey, maybe Braeden could project inside your drink like he was drowning in it or something. Cool!

braeden may i ask you what in your dreams would suit to your obvious liking of distinct tastes?

well why that answer will slowly arises from the fog...

Butterfly!!!! Tackle Kisssesss!!!!

Mmmmmf? (oof)

Tackle KISSES?!
Uh.....love you too?

yippeeee! sorry about being so moody earlier with you, i just had a flat tire, but it is ok now.

Oh good, he's gone. I was getting nervous.

Not that you have any blood to suck, though

That is an accurate observation. I might also point out that since he was only here in holographic form he couldn't suck your blood either. Nevertheless, he gives me the creeps. Did I use that phrase accurately?

Yes you did, young padawan. You learn quickly in the ways of the language.

Jesus is real.

Jesus loves you, Satan rules you. Mwahahahaha...ahem...

Jesus loves me, but Buddha is willing to take the time to cultivate my full potential.

They say Jesus hung around with sinners....well, you came to the right place. <evil grin> You look like you could use a Harvey Wallbanger.