Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11585

That's why I sat myself in a booth all the way in a corner.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11586

And not on a stool at the bar.....

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11587

Magical. Just. Be. Magical.

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deleted
11 years ago #11588

Use your special moooooooove!!!

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11589

..........listen. I appreciate you trying to cheer me up. I really do. But I can't. I'm not focused. I'll end up hurting someone or myself. I really...
*stares as person walks into bar and takes a seat*

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deleted
11 years ago #11590

*takes seat at bar*
I'll take a Mikes Hard Lemonade. You want BELIEVE the jacka*s that I dumped this morning

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11591

ohyouvegottabesh-ttingme.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11592

......this REALLY sucks now....

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11593

Excuse me, 'Donna', why the h-ll would you blatantly do that?

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deleted
11 years ago #11594

Screw off, b---h

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11595

Hahaha.

I think you should've said that to a mirror. Here, I have one just for you.

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deleted
11 years ago #11596

F--k off. It's my life. Get out of it.

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