Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Honestly, Gordon, how daft are you? You told them your name, Mr. D. S.

I KNOW.

And I am much more then you. I am gods right hand man. What are yu? Without that insane persons "blessing", nothing. Without my wings, I'm just an I'm portal half demon that can harness the powers of light and dark to minion,ate most things just by thinking about it. Oh. I also have a sword that banishes anything it touches to eternal darkness for ever. Yeah your nothing.

And Xero, I know your just trying to pull me into a fight.

Do you? Do you really know?

And either way guys, I'm not really in the mood today. Just leave me tow allow in my self pitty. I can't even drink to forget. Thanks poison.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

JOKE OF THE YEAR. COMEDIAN OF THE CENTURY.

... What... What the h-ll is 'self potty'

I FIXED IT LET ME WALLOW IN SELF PITTY.

Nah. You aren't a pig, no wallowing.

*pity

Dude. Just leave me alone.
*slumps over in bar booth*

I think you need THIS.

*pulls out keg of bud light*