Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh really? Do you see these? *raises arm* It's scratched, but I never felt it.

This god d*mned robot body of mine is the only reason I'm still alive.

YOU GOT HURT

*turns suddenly* Sh-t. Gotta run. We'll talk about this tomorrow.

EXACTLY. I CAN PROBOBLY BEAT YOU

Hey boys, guess who's back?
First off, @VK, you must have missed it. I said that I didn't regret having him hung sice my parents could have more kids. ie, it was my brother.
And Gordon, that was the best 500 dollars I've ever spent. And it wasn't a mistake to give me this gun. I love it. Try and take it from me and I will see to it that this bar never gets a single drop of Bud Light ever again.
Seriously? Nobody wants a chance to win one of my weapons? I seriously have it all. Even stuff with poison embedded in it! (fyi, my melting gun is not up for grabs)
And I have no clue who this Xero is but they sound like a zero.

Sorry, Since. My keyboard is jacked up.

AGREED.

You agree to what Gordon? I'm a goddess, not a mind reader. Well, I kind of can read minds but it's difficult to explain to mortals.

Xero is a zero. VK he isn't what you worked him up to be

I didn't even read anything about them really. Just between you and it. sounds like a moron to me. I could take it easily. I say it because I have no clue what Xero is. What's up today? I am feeling much better today. The poison is totally gone. My brother's funeral is tomorrow and I WON'T be attending. He won't poison me again that's for sure.

By the way, I just happened to save ONE bottle of Bud Light for myself. I would be willing to share it....for a price. And before you think 'I'll just wait for Dogh'd to get more' I paid him off to not buy anymore until I give the okay.
So, what are you willing to give?