Doghead's Cosmic Bar

They don't reflect at all, or so the myth goes.

Myth?

if they don't reflect at all, video cameras (ones with adjustable lenses) wouldn't pick them up... How come we have shows like Buffy then? Oh BTW Braeden I called Buffy over for a drink, she should be here any minute.

I think I read somewhere that vampires casting no reflection is a metaphor for having no soul. Or something like that...

She can't do anything to me via the holoprojector.

She can come in there and whoop you... She'll get a holoprojector and come over for a visit

*searches behind the bar*
Would you look at that? A spare holoprojector!

So they wouldn't reflect in the purification pool, either.

Well you'd have to get a reflection pool installed then!

These aren't solid holograms, stupid. You've been watching too much Star Trek.

Hey, no need to get all riled up. Maybe you should drink something to calm down.

No wait, you can't.

Don't be such a dolt, Braeden. Anyone mind if I hack the holoprojector? I can take requests for what you want Braeden to look like...