Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I hope that you left to find me beer.

Or there shall be consequences

Where the h*ll did everyone go?

........YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

What's wrong with you?

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR A ZORU. PLEASE.

Again; what's your problem?

YOUR. A. TALKING. POKEMON.

HOLY. SHIT.

Yeah; why's that surprising?

H. O. L. Y.
S. H. I. T.

Because number one, people didn't make zoruas. They are natural animals. And he isn't cybernetic at all. And even if he was, he shouldn't be able to talk. He's not telepathic. And he is NOT your let.