Doghead's Cosmic Bar

What will I do with my new toy....*gets wicked idea* Hey dogh'd, give me ALL the bud light you got. EVERY bit of it! Is that all of it? Okay thanks. Here this should cover it. *lays down 500 dollars then grabs beer and takes it outside* This is going to be awesome. *points sun beam revolver at beer and squeezes the trigger then watches as the bottles, cans, everything, melt to nothing* That. Was. EPIC!!! Thanks again Johno141. Hey want to be my weapons specialist? pays great.

Really?

Do you have something against m?
What did I ever do to you?

WHY DO YOU KEEP DESTROYING ALL OF THE BUD LIGHT?!?!?!?¡¿

That was a tiny bit uncalled for....

Who poisoned you anyways?

Also, you can score a 1. I've played darts before.

THIS IS NOT HOW TO PLAY......

oh. Never mind. You scored a one.

Why did someone give PR a MELTING GUN

ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR FLIPPING MINDS¿¡¿¿¡¡

Do I even have to answer that?

Well, for one, I enjoy flipping minds, but let's not get into my hobbies.

SHE JUST WASTED 500 DOLLARS TO BLOW UP BUD LIGHT

She should have just blown up the HEINIKKEN.

Heck, I would have blown 5000 dollars for that opportunity.