Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Do you even know who Xero is?

Oh. So I was at 125. M at 200.

225

300

*BULLSEYE*

Nice. *misses* still 225

So, do you know who Xero is?

No. 315

The Harken brothers' 'living science experiment'. Somehow, they got away with turning an innocent being into a destructive death machine bent on tearing me limb from limb. Don't cross paths with Xero, because trust me, she could have been able to kill someone before being turned into a walking tank. Being a mech just makes it that much easier for her to break someone like a children's toy.

It's a much longer story than just that, that's just a summary.

*Tosses* Oh, you've gotta be sh-tting me... 226

Gotta go. I forfeit; I was losing anyways.

You do know you can't score a 1 right

The goddess is back! Turns out some moron tried to poison me with the "world's most deadliest poison". All it gave me was stomach problems. I am seeing to it that said person is hung at midnight. I don't feel bad about it either. He tried to kill me. But hey, my parents can have more kids.
I'm holding a bit of contest. those of you on here who know me, know that I am armed to the teeth and like a walking weapons store. You name it, I have it.
I'm giving you a chance to win one of them from me. If you can guess my age without cheating in any way shape or form, you can pick any ONE of my weapons. How will you guess? By asking me simple yes or no questions, but if it is too exact, i will not answer.
If you can guess it in three or less questions, I will give a refill of sorts to go with it. Knives=sharpener. Gun=ammo, etc. Now, let the game begin.

ahem sorry *gives Poison a sun beam revolver* this melts anything anyone, and I designed it especially for idiots you get irritated by, it took me a time portal and here you go, my present form me to you and I apologise for any inconvenience.