Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I don't care what anybody says, I still like the vat idea. Join me in a Mudslide?

sure want some ale?

Thanks, I think I'll have a pint of porter. Does this planet have any good microbrews?

hmmmmmmmmmm well i think i will choose jbryanc instead, at least he has never stated that i was a pathetic to my face before...

but i would still love to study braeden's personality, it is never a dull moment with him around.

Would you like it better if I said you were pathetic behind your back?

And yes, my image is 2-d.

I'm up for a free-for-all

well now that depends exactly how close you are too my back, are you close enough that i could feel your breath whisper against the nape of my neck causing a chill of extascy, when you speak of patheticness?
**** sinking into the dark side...

Soon your journey to the dark side will be complete, my pathetic little jewel.

Just dump a bucket of water on me to put out the fire. Then the booze catching fire wouldn't be much of a problem.

Then you are really made of fire? I just thought the icon looked impressive.

No, not really. I'm just wearing one of those suits that stunt doubles wear when they get set on fire.

Ahh.... What about you then, braeden?