Doghead's Cosmic Bar

First off: NO.
The fact that you want to fight me purely because I made a fake bar and am not giving you any credit is bulls--t. You rebuilt another bar here, and therefore this is a much better place to fight.
Secondly: It's exactly 447 miles south of here. I'm gonna drive, thanks for the offer though.

Fine. But you should be able to enter a portal, shouldnt you?

Im staying here.

I want to shoot someone.

Walks into bar. Reused joke.

I'm a good target. Aim away.

Sure thing.

*Within a milisecond a laser fires across the bar*

*laser hits my glass of beer*
you little son of a

Well, that won't end well.

Dear god, Gordon, go easy on him. I don't want to see anyone killed. Honestly, if you go for murder, I'm going to step in.

Don't worry I'll just get my katana.