Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Fine. Show me where this "real bar" is.

Hate to say it, but spells cannot be put on me. But I am level headed. I will be back on later as I said, so meet me here and take me to the bar. Or meet me here and tell me that he's full of it and it's a trap. Then I will help you fight VK.

Like I said. I'm drained. The best I can do right now is Probobly hold mind controll of everyone on earth for a few hours.

Training for all maggots.

First off: NO.
The fact that you want to fight me purely because I made a fake bar and am not giving you any credit is bulls--t. You rebuilt another bar here, and therefore this is a much better place to fight.
Secondly: It's exactly 447 miles south of here. I'm gonna drive, thanks for the offer though.

Fine. But you should be able to enter a portal, shouldnt you?

Im staying here.

I want to shoot someone.

Walks into bar. Reused joke.

I'm a good target. Aim away.

Sure thing.

*Within a milisecond a laser fires across the bar*