Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Peace crashed.

I just put a spell down. Everybody has a level head now. Everybody grab my arm and let's go where he thinks the bar it.

Dang Gordon, what bit you? Peace out, I'm gonna crash.

Fine. Show me where this "real bar" is.

Hate to say it, but spells cannot be put on me. But I am level headed. I will be back on later as I said, so meet me here and take me to the bar. Or meet me here and tell me that he's full of it and it's a trap. Then I will help you fight VK.

Like I said. I'm drained. The best I can do right now is Probobly hold mind controll of everyone on earth for a few hours.

Training for all maggots.

First off: NO.
The fact that you want to fight me purely because I made a fake bar and am not giving you any credit is bulls--t. You rebuilt another bar here, and therefore this is a much better place to fight.
Secondly: It's exactly 447 miles south of here. I'm gonna drive, thanks for the offer though.

Fine. But you should be able to enter a portal, shouldnt you?

Im staying here.

I want to shoot someone.

Walks into bar. Reused joke.

I'm a good target. Aim away.