Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wa on your side VK. Now I'm not so sure.
Hey Gordon?

Agreed

Again, calm down. If I hadn't planned ahead, the entire bar would be in ruins.

What do you say, I aim high, you aim low and we meet in the middle?

Excuse me.

Are you sure that sentence shouldn't say that VK would be in ruins?

YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT VK. IT WAS ALL ME!

Okay, I am not thinking clearly enough for that to make sense. I am saying we gang up on VK, You starting hitting,shooting,stabbing low working your way up, and I start at the top and work my way down, we meet in thew middle. I don't care how gory he looks when we are done.

The bar that blew up wasnt real. It was a hologram, just like all of those 'doppelgangers'. I'm not even here right now.

Hey, you do that. I'll sit here watching netflix

Fine. I'm staying out of this.

Now he's getting on my nerves. Gordon? You ready? He evidently thinks we aren't smart enough to know the difference between hologram and real. I got hit in the leg with flying debris. Whatever happened, I healed but I still felt it. And that's why I know I didn't pass out. My body doesn't allow it.

Really Gordon? You're going to make a sick girl fight on her own? I don't even want to, but VK is trying to say he did all this when I did. You saw me do it. Need another Bud light?