Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I was talking to him. I like you. He irritates me. I enjoy fighting with you. You fight fair. He's a little cheating you-know-what.

Oh, am I?

The one who pulled a "fake blade on my girlfriend"

Blades arent fake. That wasnt made out of palstic.

Takes a cheater to know one.

I cheat death. You cheat souls.

Oh wait, I forgot that I gave a mental command for it not to go off until I was out with him. *I think to the grenade, Blow up now* Cover your ears guys and get down VK. *Whole bar blows up* It's over.

*OUt of the flame, a lone figure walks out. The fire is getting sucked into the darkness in his body*

Great job. This forum is now pointless.

Now you are gonna get it.

How can i destroy you both now?
Go back in time and stop your parents from meeting?
Suck you into eternal darkness?
Call my archangel bretheren?

Ahhh, the possibilities...

And for the last time IT WAS FAKE! See? *takes out blade I used on Donna and easily bends it back and forth.* It's plastic. The most it could do was scratch her.

I raise my hand, and a light snow begins to fall, dousing the rest of the flames.

Your lucky that everybody had gone home for the night.

And that I was here.

But wait till everybody hears about this......A self centered brat blew up the bar. Oh, this is gonna be fun.

What do you take me for?

An idiot?
I also know that you have a coat full of knives, a machete in your right boot, a poison dipped knife in your left boot,

Oh yeah? Watch this. *waves hands around as the bar starts to reform. It becomes bigger and better. then it is done* See? This one is even better. This one has a hot tub in the back, a dance floor, live bands, a bigger bar, 3 pool tables, an air hocky table, and more. Go in an look around. Drinks on me. Get whatever you want. Even top shelf.

So you think that this is over?

Yeah kind of. You forgot the spine knife, gun on both ankles, thigh knife and gun, gun at the small of my back, gun under both arms, blades on both arms, and lets see what am I missing? Oh yeah, two poison spikes in my hair, three other flasks of poison, 5 more blades and 3 more guns.

THAT WHAT HAS HAPPENED IS JUST FORGOTEN?