Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Did you not listen?

I sucked the grenade into darkness.

You didnt really beieve that if I was created by god, I would be defeated so easily, did you?

(SideTopic: Who were you talking to @PoisonRocker, me or him? I'm not trying to sound tough, he is. That's the very reason I'm trying to shut him up.)
It would be a pleasure.

That won't work dummy. All you did was pull a live grenade INTO your body. Now I can run. *grabs VibraKnife by the hand and pulls him out of the bar*

*Minutes pass and there is no explosion*

Foolish mortals take us for protectors. we are. But we are made of darkness mixed with light. We are very unstable creatures. I am the only archangel to ever be able harneess both dark and light*

I was talking to him. I like you. He irritates me. I enjoy fighting with you. You fight fair. He's a little cheating you-know-what.

Oh, am I?

The one who pulled a "fake blade on my girlfriend"

Blades arent fake. That wasnt made out of palstic.

Takes a cheater to know one.

I cheat death. You cheat souls.

Oh wait, I forgot that I gave a mental command for it not to go off until I was out with him. *I think to the grenade, Blow up now* Cover your ears guys and get down VK. *Whole bar blows up* It's over.

*OUt of the flame, a lone figure walks out. The fire is getting sucked into the darkness in his body*

Great job. This forum is now pointless.

Now you are gonna get it.

How can i destroy you both now?
Go back in time and stop your parents from meeting?
Suck you into eternal darkness?
Call my archangel bretheren?

Ahhh, the possibilities...

And for the last time IT WAS FAKE! See? *takes out blade I used on Donna and easily bends it back and forth.* It's plastic. The most it could do was scratch her.

I raise my hand, and a light snow begins to fall, dousing the rest of the flames.

Your lucky that everybody had gone home for the night.

And that I was here.

But wait till everybody hears about this......A self centered brat blew up the bar. Oh, this is gonna be fun.

What do you take me for?

An idiot?
I also know that you have a coat full of knives, a machete in your right boot, a poison dipped knife in your left boot,