Doghead's Cosmic Bar

What - to scared to make a move?
I cant say that i blame you. Given the situatuion that you are about to be in.

Guess what morons? She's here. Why start the fun without me?
No VibraKnife, I have no beeef with you, but I am about to kill Gordon. And to answer your question, it's a talent, I could strip you naked and you would never feel it. Check you wrist. See your watch? No? Look. *holds up watch* Did you feel it?
Gordon, number one, you don't speak for me. Number two, I am older than you so I am your elder. I was raised that you respect your elders. Granted, I'm not a lot older than you, but I AM older.Number three, you're not doing to "deal" with me. I deal with YOU. I am sick of this stupidity and for this fight, I am on VibraKnifes side. I am ending this once and for all with one weapon.
*Takes out machete, grab your hair, cuts your head off with one whack, takes it outside and sets it on fire* Burn baby burn! Come back from that! Hey VibraKnife, let's grab a drink. It's on me.

*your blade cuts through my neck but nothing happens. i smile. I am light and dark. You can cut thorugh light with a knife, can you? Now MY sword, on the other hand..........

Oh wait, I need to deal with the body. *takes out flask of flesh eating acid and pours it on Gordon* Be careful everyone, don't step there for awhile. It will eat anything it touches. But that's good for dead doorknob here.

My turn.

Well, that was a good ending. I think I'll keep the head as a trophy. Also... I don't have a watch. Where in the sam heck did you get that?

Or not..... well, whatever. I'm as alive as ever, and I think you'll regret that.

* another white light flashes, and my sword has a more powerful dark arua. I take a swing at PoisonRocer, slicing deep into the Earth besider her. A stream of darkness shoots out, eying PoisonRocker as their next meal*

Beer.

*Pulls out two Desert Eagles and begins to fire at the stream of darkness*

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought this was a "No weapon fight club" or you were out. There's the door. Start walking.
I'm tired of dealing with you. You are taking this role playing thing WAY too far. I am doing it for fun. You're doing it so you can act tough. You're 14, go do something kids do. Not this. This stuff isn't for you.

*Slices Giggitymarc in half with Lightshadow, my sword. He instantly is consumed by the darkness in the sword, trapped there for the rest of eternity.*