Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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11 years ago #11158
Monday's a no go for me if you mean Day day. If you mean later that night like after 5 or so, that should be fine. Just let me know.

11 years ago #11159
*gets up and walks out f the bar. As hits doorway, throws dart back without looking and gets bullseye*

11 years ago #11160
You're whipped. She says "jump" you say "how high honey?" Blech.

11 years ago #11161
That went right over my head!!! *throws knife and buries it in your back* May not kill ya, but it gets the point across.

11 years ago #11162
Yes. My advice would be to not sit under a dart board next time.

11 years ago #11163
*little guy runs in and announces "The goddess has arrived!" and drops to his knees in a sign of worship as I walk in.*
That's right boys. I'm back. First person to buy me a drink will be spared. Last person will be sent to the gallows.
I would have been on sooner, but my internet went haywire.

11 years ago #11164
Come on. Really?

You just BLEW any chance of me getting you a drink.

*Throws dart at dart board*

11 years ago #11165
Guard?! Send this thing *points to Gordon* to the gallows. He has a dawn appointment with a rope necklace.
Anyone else care to disobey the goddess? Keep in mind that all woman and children are safe. I will not harm the innocent. And before you bring up the knife to donna's throat thing, I said it was a fake blade.She was in no harm. It was ruse to make you lose.

11 years ago #11166
Good one.
*picks up "guard" and holds him against a wall. *
"sure you wanna do this buddy? I wouldn't if I were you. *

11 years ago #11167
*runs into the bar shooting a BAR at a safe time slip* you ain't gonna get me you jerry bastards! Oh sorry erm did I disturb anything *putting my feet on the table, the mud dripping off my boots, oiling up a sten gun and after that cleaning my BAR (M1918)* well that was one hella' trip their.

11 years ago #11168
*puts a 308. round to the guards head from my BAR* no need Gordon I got the bastard

11 years ago #11169
Gordon, johno141, big mistake.
He's a lycan. As in lycanthropy. Shape shifter to the less intelligent ones. Unless that was pure 100% silver, all you did was piss him off. See? He's getting back up and trembling. I would run. He's about to change. Only I can stop him from tearing you to pieces. Anything you'd like to say to me?


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