Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I didn't throw any. All 5 of them are sticking out of the dart board.

I gotta go get them.

How did they get into the dart board if you didn't throw them? And look, *looks up above head and counts* One, two, three, four, five darts. Either you have really suck aim, you're lying, or you don't like me. *Jumps up and grabs darts. Puts them in my back pocket and sits back down.* there. Now you can't grab them without grabbing me. Which would be a HUGE mistake. I think Donna would miss holding your hand...

...Really? Who steals a mans darts?

I didn't say I don't like you. I don't lie. I just want to play a round of darts. Is that to much to ask?

Or will I have to go and get a new set of 5 from Dogh'd?

While I would like to say that you're sane @PoisonRocker, you're insane like everyone else. We are all insane, just to varying degrees.

Hunting. IMO, it's okay, just know what to hunt and what not to. Areas for hunting animals that aren't endangered would help, but I don't know how to create a permanent solution.

*throws dart at board*

Isn't that why there's hunting seasons?

So that how often and what you hunt is regulated

*throws dart at board*

*takes sip of Bud Light*

Yeah, but if you're a true hunter like I am and my family, you know what endangered and what's not. We have a very thick population of DNR officers to enforce those who don't know. If you kill an endangered animal and are caught, you face federal time. It's hard to keep endangered animals from certain areas. It would be nice if we could say, 'okay, you're endangered, so stay out of this area.' i mean, we could but we'd look awful silly.
And I said stay out of it Gordon. And so help me God, you throw one more dart, I will kick your a-s all over this joint and then stick every dart in this place there too. And would you quit drinking?! I would hate to see your liver...