Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Why must you CONSTANTLY make snark comments?
I post in here and you say I have no life?
No doubt, within 5 minutes, you already have posted a snark comeback. I just post for the fun of it.

Not for one - up - man ship.

I can't even begin to understand that last sentence.

I'm not doing this in spite of you, I'm doing what anyone who knew you well enough would do. You're one of my friends for once, not an enemy, and I know for a fact that you're a hell of a lot more imaginative than:
'Takes drink'

I never said you have no life.

You said
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All you do is sit on this forum
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I am imaginative. I CAN be imaginative.

I don't ALWAYS have to be imaginative.

Yes. I didn't say:

'You have no life'

You manipulated my quote. You left off the part at the end. The full quote is:

'All you do is sit on this forum and talk about booze.'

So - why do you even care?

Prove it. Go 24 hours being 'Imaginative'. To the standard definition, not your own. No 'beer' talk, no trash talking to get out of situations. Do things people have never seen. All of this drinking crap isn't imaginative; I've dealt with this once before. Goron: Seen it, too. An observer. Hell, it's just a respectful, otherworldly NSA.

I care because this is my problem. I made it so, and you pulled me farther in to the issue.

I didn't pull you anywhere.

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I'm just antagonizing
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Figuratively. Already, you're disproving your statement two posts ago. You aren't being imaginative; you're looking at the black and white snapshot of the full, coloured movie.