Doghead's Cosmic Bar

lol real talk this kid sounds like he's never smelled alcohol

This is the ended of the drinking crap. This is a sci fit forum, conveniently a bar, and all you are doing is a really poor job of role playing. I don't blame you for skipping the conversation @PoisonRocker; I don't think anyone would watch a movie where one character tries to hold a decent conversation with the other character, who doesn't say anything to progress the story and only drinks the entire time, ordering a new drink every 3 minutes.

Gordon, would you watch that movie?

Why do you care what I watch?

Mind your own business.

I can watch whatever I want to watch, can't I?

And I can do whatever I want. Its a forum for crying our loud.

By the time I was 14 I have the mental maturity if a 55 year old.

I don't care. This is my business; no one seems to want you talking about drinking unless they are one of your die-hard slaves around school. *cough cough Omar cough *

I'm just waiting for the rest of me to catch up.

Last I checked, the dictionary definition of 'forum' doesn't say 'a place where you can do anything'. As well, I doubt you have the maturity of a 55 year old. No 55 year old I have ever met blames everyone else for their problems and complains about the tiniest of issues instead of growing a pair and dealing with it.

I'm waiting for your maturity to catch up to your age.

Why must you CONSTANTLY make snark comments?
I post in here and you say I have no life?
No doubt, within 5 minutes, you already have posted a snark comeback. I just post for the fun of it.

Not for one - up - man ship.

I can't even begin to understand that last sentence.

I'm not doing this in spite of you, I'm doing what anyone who knew you well enough would do. You're one of my friends for once, not an enemy, and I know for a fact that you're a hell of a lot more imaginative than:
'Takes drink'