Doghead's Cosmic Bar

hello hotstuff... oh honey you may bite into my slender neck anytime you wish...only if you allow me to set you free.

Which honey are you talking to this time, hoochie?

Braeden of course...He is such a hottie!

Well....

I'm hot too!

yeah, but i can not resist a man made out of fire...

He gets me so worked up just by the way he elequently speaks to me...I swoon at every conversation

Chess really isn't my game.

What the--GET YOUR *@#%!@*&#!!@* CUP OFF THE HOLODISC!
*throws a tantrum, rattling chains*

A CURSE UPON THY HOUSE! I SWEAR BY THE BLOOD OF THE ANCIENTS THAT I WILL DEVOUR THY CHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S CHILDREN!!!

If I'm out of here by then, anyway. Have a nice life. :-)
*sigh*

No, Daedalus, I suppose Tic-Tac-Toe would be more appropriate for your mental abilities.

Ms. Trisha, there are fates other than death reserved for those who are worthy. I'm not free to move about myself, but if you really find our brand of immortality so fascinating, there are ways of getting closer, if you catch my drift. I could try to contact a friend of mine...

Is anyone out there up for a game of chess, by the way?

I would be, but I'm not allowed to play with monsters.

What ever happened to Mr. Phoo? I don't see him around much anymore...

*coughs loudly* I have an announcment to make. I would like to bet this piece of grass that...hold on a minute...*is silent* The great Celing has informed me that Daedalus will win, so therefore I shall bet this grass on him. *blink*

i thought daedalus was a female?