Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Okay, I have no idea what you mean so how about we both have one weapon I am familiar with. No guns but we each have a six inch blade. If you don't have one, you can borrow one of mine. I only have eight of them
And you're not bad at role playing. You're awesome. I love role playing and this is the first time I have been able to do it in awhile. Me thinks this will be a epic fight when it happens.

Oh and Gordon? No there isn't. I drank them all. I'd say sorry, but I'm not. How bout that rematch?

sorry but youre not real if you drink mike's hard lemonade. . . . lol.
ok i guess that means i need to drop the thun thun thun and my swag (

So are we fighting or not?

Damn it. THEY ARE OUT OF BUD LIGHT

NOOOOO

This is the most horrible thing EVER.

I'll just take a Heiniken.

AND THERE BETTER BE A SHIPMENT IN HERE SOON

*mumble*

Fine. Fine. I guess I can't take it easy because you are gonna ask every person that walks in here to fight.

I'll just do the fricken rematch.

Only if you can FIND some more Bud Light.