Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey we're not done yet. I had to log off for a minute. My computer went hay wire. This ain't over til the fat man cries like a baby. And faking me? This isn't level one fighting. You have to do better than that. I only went for it so I could do this *As I go down, I take you with me. I flip us so I'm on top, grab my four way cuffs I had hidden in my shirt, cuff your feet together and connect them to your hands so you are pretty much hog tied and hold a knife to your jugular* Now, unless you are still dumb enough to fight, I'd say you owe me a drink. Beam and coke please.

I think I'll try a Bud too. And Gordon, Rocker, would you mind me videoing your fight?

And don't try breaking the cuffs. Their titanium steel.

That's PoisonRocker to you and sure. I want it on camera when I whip his ass.

Ahhhh, your wrong.

*i bring my legs up and put them around your neck. Your eventually gonna choke. I make sure that both of your arms are trapped by my legs. You can't move. Either submit or choke out. I'm fine with either*

How can your legs pin my arm if they are around my neck? That's not humanly possible. You forget I have blades in my shoes. *i bring my right foot up and drive a newly revealed 6 inch blade into your back. When you release me, I drive one into your chest too.* Now how bout that drink?

Yeah, I don't think so. I said I don't die.

I yank down and it throws your blade off digging into the ground an inch from my face.

Hey, hey, hey

Get off my drink tab!

ROUNDHOUSE KICK!



*i roundhouse kick you off of my drinking tab. The handcuffs don't hold because they know when to cave when I am involved.*

Come on sweetheart, show her who she's messing with!


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What? That didn't even make sense. Fine. Take this! * I grab my taser and hit you with it with enough juice to take down a bull.* Now will you stay down so I can drink? You won't win!You may not die but you have weaknesses that will take you down.

Anybody else wanna get in on the action?

Slowly get up and fix my jacket.

"thanks chuck. Get as many drinks as you would like"

A taser?

This is a FIST fight.
What are we playing, scrabble?

Blades in shoes, ehhh, I'll live.


A taser?



NOPE.