Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I don't think Dogh'd would mind if I set up a fighting corner.

Err... Dogh'd... are there some teens taking a really cheap action movie here at your bar? The stunts are amazing, but the dialogues... not quite so.

Ill taken anyone, as long as you don't cheat.
*note*
I am an exterminator or god. I take care of the messes people make. I can't die. I'll bleed, but that's it. I do know when I lose or win, so that keeps it fair. And NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND. environment only.

Anybody that betas me gets a free drink on the house.

Ananke, no. It was a fight.

You came for the victory drink i suppose?

Whadda ya want?


I'll take a Bud Light

And a Mikes Hard Lemonade for my girl.

Thanks.

;p

So anybody up for the challenge at my fight corner?

I heard there were free drinks. Get me some Bud Light or someone's gonna get a roundhouse kick to the face.

Dogh'd! Bud Light over here! I wouldn't keep the man waiting

Lo! The bottle comes walking over to the bar all by itself. Seems to know who not to mess with.

Hey we're not done yet. I had to log off for a minute. My computer went hay wire. This ain't over til the fat man cries like a baby. And faking me? This isn't level one fighting. You have to do better than that. I only went for it so I could do this *As I go down, I take you with me. I flip us so I'm on top, grab my four way cuffs I had hidden in my shirt, cuff your feet together and connect them to your hands so you are pretty much hog tied and hold a knife to your jugular* Now, unless you are still dumb enough to fight, I'd say you owe me a drink. Beam and coke please.