Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10129

*Pulls trigger, causing explosion. Entire bar goes silent.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10130

zzzzzzzz.....

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Giggitymarc
11 years ago #10131

I would like to speak, right now, I'm drunk.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10132

.....who's making the racket? I.......go......................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10133

*Runs up to Gordon Freeman and stabs downward, holding him in the chair*
Still feel like sleeping?

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10134

zzzzzzzzzzzz......................

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Giggitymarc
11 years ago #10135

Free beer.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10136

*The knife bends when it stabs me*

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10137

Free beer?
I call a bud Light. Hook me up Dogh'd!

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Giggitymarc
11 years ago #10138

My dick is my sword, long and bendy.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10139

(It's a sword, made in the fires of hell. It can cut through anything. I kind of killed Satan with it, so you are obviosly no match)

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10140

zz.................Go away, can't you let a guy sleep in peace.................