Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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WGB
11 years ago #10021

otay

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10022

Ohhh. Two on one? I am not human. Wanna know what I am?

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WGB
11 years ago #10023

a penis

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10024

I don't care. What you are is alive. That won't last long.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10025

.....REALLY? NOPE.

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WGB
11 years ago #10026

YUP! HAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10027

You have a good sense of humour.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10028

I can't die. How do you think that zombie planet was repopulated over in Quazar 37? That was me. You don't honestly think that I could od that if I were human, do you?

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11 years ago #10029

Walks into bar. WGB calls him gay.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10030

You hooker.

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WGB
11 years ago #10031

dude. you are lucky enough to get a date on earth. like you will ever get one on another planet

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10032

Me? Na, I fight for good.