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What? Does he have some wierd fetishes or something?

Actually he does. He used to try to stick weird objects up me. Almost had to have a lighter surgically removed once. For a while after he broke up, he tried being gay, but I guess he got sick of it because I think he's dating some black chick from the big city now. He's a weirdo.

I always thought I was a weirdo. I feel better now.

I almost think it's one of those requirements in life that you have to have one really mismatched ex and get it over with.

Boy did I nail that requirement.

Well I am not telling about all of Opps my ex's opps did it again. darn and I didn't want you all to know that I am a relationship junkie.

Well, I think I've covered several people's quotas for mismatched exes. I could tell you about them but what's the point, they're all on my webpage in gruesome detail. (shameless plug)

Ok, maybe I didn't want to know the gory details.
...a lighter? Couldn't that easily open with all that movement?

Gruesome detail you say? I may have to browse on by later.

I think we almost crossed the "Too much information" line. But not quite. Back in my day, what you guys are describing was called a fantasy life.

Maybe for him.....

/me is still thinking about the lighter