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Porno videos: $10
Eastern European Hooker: $400
Inserting dangerous objects into her orifices: Priceless

Now, that is really the first genuinely funny joke I ever saw you make, lol

There should be a disclaimer on these forums. Parental Discretion Advised, perhaps.

I could tell you about one of my exes, but even if you really wanted to know the gory details that bad, they still make me wanna blow chunks.

What? Does he have some wierd fetishes or something?

Actually he does. He used to try to stick weird objects up me. Almost had to have a lighter surgically removed once. For a while after he broke up, he tried being gay, but I guess he got sick of it because I think he's dating some black chick from the big city now. He's a weirdo.

I always thought I was a weirdo. I feel better now.

I almost think it's one of those requirements in life that you have to have one really mismatched ex and get it over with.

Boy did I nail that requirement.

Well I am not telling about all of Opps my ex's opps did it again. darn and I didn't want you all to know that I am a relationship junkie.

Well, I think I've covered several people's quotas for mismatched exes. I could tell you about them but what's the point, they're all on my webpage in gruesome detail. (shameless plug)

Ok, maybe I didn't want to know the gory details.
...a lighter? Couldn't that easily open with all that movement?