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I wonder if hookers take American Express...

(Dare I say it?)

Where exactly would you swipe the card?
(It seems I do)

ewwh... For a price, I'm sure, anywhere you want

It would have to be a brand-new card, though, otherwise you'd have to resort to manual entry.
(In recent chats, Dogh'd has refused to serve me alcohol because I'm getting too sober. I think he has a point, so tonight I am logging on drunk.)

alright.

Porno videos: $10
Eastern European Hooker: $400
Inserting dangerous objects into her orifices: Priceless

Now, that is really the first genuinely funny joke I ever saw you make, lol

There should be a disclaimer on these forums. Parental Discretion Advised, perhaps.

I could tell you about one of my exes, but even if you really wanted to know the gory details that bad, they still make me wanna blow chunks.

What? Does he have some wierd fetishes or something?

Actually he does. He used to try to stick weird objects up me. Almost had to have a lighter surgically removed once. For a while after he broke up, he tried being gay, but I guess he got sick of it because I think he's dating some black chick from the big city now. He's a weirdo.

I always thought I was a weirdo. I feel better now.