Music & Movies

There is no insurance against stupidity. It can strike anyone at any time.

Also, one of my favourite quotes (although the source escapes me)
'Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.'

Y
(a letter that is sometimes a vowel)

M
(it comes between L and N)

C
(I C you! HAW HAW HAW!)

A
(who the fuck knows)

M - I - C, K - E - Y, M - O - U - S - E.

How 'bout the new Nelly song?

It's getting hot it here
(it's getting hot in here)

So take off all your clothes
(so take off all your clothes)

Eh. Rap sucks. Disco all the way.

Let's try disco then:

Ha
(Ha)

Ha
(Ha)

Ha
(Ha)

Ha
(Ha)

Stayin' Alive
(Trying to make sense of a meaningless existence by dancing like a dick)

Those aren't the words. It's ah, not ha.

What if the beegees took on the village people in a free for all wrestling match to the death?

Sounds more like an orgy than a wrestling match. But who cares, we'd still have Abba!!!!

For which we are eternally grateful.

Wow! I actually managed to say that with a straight face.

Good call. I just realized that watching the village people strip down to speedos and piling on top of one another isn't my idea of a good time. But p'raps the ladies in the room would enjoy it.

Umm Kirby, most of the ladies in the room are gay. Well I'm not, but I also don't recall ever seeing the village people. Not on purpose, anyway. And if I did, I probably blocked it.