Music & Movies

We can go when we want to
(Curfew sucks)

The night is young and so am I
(Hey moron, it's not past curfew yet.. so shut up)

And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
(we'll prove that disco is not dead)

And surprise 'em with the victory cry
(and act like the morons we are)

Say, we can act if want to
(acting's not illegal)

If we don't nobody will
(we have to because no one else is as gullible)

And you can act real rude and totally removed
(you can act like Kirby)

And I can act like an imbecile
(I have the right to be a moron and get stupidity insurance)

There is no insurance against stupidity. It can strike anyone at any time.

Also, one of my favourite quotes (although the source escapes me)
'Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.'

Y
(a letter that is sometimes a vowel)

M
(it comes between L and N)

C
(I C you! HAW HAW HAW!)

A
(who the fuck knows)

M - I - C, K - E - Y, M - O - U - S - E.

How 'bout the new Nelly song?

It's getting hot it here
(it's getting hot in here)

So take off all your clothes
(so take off all your clothes)

Eh. Rap sucks. Disco all the way.

Let's try disco then:

Ha
(Ha)

Ha
(Ha)

Ha
(Ha)

Ha
(Ha)

Stayin' Alive
(Trying to make sense of a meaningless existence by dancing like a dick)

Those aren't the words. It's ah, not ha.

What if the beegees took on the village people in a free for all wrestling match to the death?

Sounds more like an orgy than a wrestling match. But who cares, we'd still have Abba!!!!

For which we are eternally grateful.

Wow! I actually managed to say that with a straight face.

Good call. I just realized that watching the village people strip down to speedos and piling on top of one another isn't my idea of a good time. But p'raps the ladies in the room would enjoy it.