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And there's no meat on small rodents. Only a great Poof like Angel would live on rodents. Even eating cats is questionable, and it tends to piss of Willow, who is a mighty powerful Witch.

Now rabbit is good this time of year. Deer is pretty good too. Good eating on Bambi's mother. I don't rally eat meat much now, but sometimes I like a bit of texture.

Otter's blood is good when it's heated to 98 degrees. Pig's blood or even cow's blood will do. I get most of my blood shipped to me now--all blended by the most sensitive of demon nutritionists. It's good over Weataabix.

It was the Incans who ate ze piggys. So sad.

They wouldn't eat this one:
http://www.toylobster.com/toylobsterweb/products_Gupi.htm

There's even a video: http://www.toylobster.com/toylobsterweb/images/Products/gupi/Gupi_20_WMV9.wmv

*has a nervous breakdown* *starts sobbing uncontrolabley*

*tears start to flood the town* *puts scuba gear on*

*water reaches to chest* flooding

*Laughs evilly and watches*

Hello Aziere. Do you have any polly pockets? Or Bratz?

Vetinari: Aziere is very seriously injured. And Therapy, we understand, is beside herself with rage.

Bratz disgust me so, training little girls to grow and be paris hilton fashion bimbos. Usually I endorce corruption, but the fact of the matter is- I hate fashion bimbos. So naturally I do far worse than behead Bratz... you don't want me to go into detail I assure you.

*looks interested*
I would like you to go into detail. My dungeon master has, of late, developed a conscience, you see... and I am at the moment seeking a replacement.

Perhaps in our next conversation you will get a taste of what I do for a living >=D