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That's hilarious!.. But you forgot one thing:
F: Local medical researchers will be supplying parts for your costumes, for a small fee.
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--Public notice, Leeds city counsil--
All residence of our fine city of Leeds: With our approaching holiday of haloween, our counsil has decided upon some minor precautions to maintain property and lives.
A) Machine guns have been put on sale at your local weapons dealer: You may need to give those kids a pepermint bullet to bite on.
B) Window bars are available at your local hardware store: last haloween brought reports of kids forcefully breaking in to houses to obtain candy that they were denied.
C) If you see some kids at your door with chainsaws, it is probably the fifth grade class.
D) For the good of our municipality, explosive candy is available for trick or treats.
E) The counsil has notified the Royal Air Force to be at ready the entire holiday, things may get out of hand.
May everyone have an enjoyable haloween, Leeds city counsil---
All residence of our fine city of Leeds: With our approaching holiday of haloween, our counsil has decided upon some minor precautions to maintain property and lives.
A) Machine guns have been put on sale at your local weapons dealer: You may need to give those kids a pepermint bullet to bite on.
B) Window bars are available at your local hardware store: last haloween brought reports of kids forcefully breaking in to houses to obtain candy that they were denied.
C) If you see some kids at your door with chainsaws, it is probably the fifth grade class.
D) For the good of our municipality, explosive candy is available for trick or treats.
E) The counsil has notified the Royal Air Force to be at ready the entire holiday, things may get out of hand.
May everyone have an enjoyable haloween, Leeds city counsil---
That's hilarious!.. But you forgot one thing:F: Local medical researchers will be supplying parts for your costumes, for a small fee.
*opens door* Were the fuks my candy?! "say the magic word" Wtf, ok, trick o fukkin treat. hapi?
That was just about the funniest thing I have heard all day. I needed that very badly. Thanks!
That was just about the funniest thing I have heard all day. I needed that very badly. Thanks!
...not sure if Halloween is an item in the UK though 
We have some celebrations here in Sweden, perhaps in all Scandinavia. Tomorrow, Saturday, we have a holiday in translation called "all saint´s day". People go to their ancestors graves and put candles and decorations there. A calm and quiet celebration, but for the last ten years the american culture has been infiltrating the young generation and there were three girls "trick or treating" a few minutes ago.
Yeah, I dread to think what would happen if my little sister saw that costume...
"Hey, mommy, aren't those a pair of boobs?"
"Hey, mommy, aren't those a pair of boobs?"
"Of course not! There a huge pair of... uh... eyes... Look! A toy store! Go run over there and forget the costume!"
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