Music & Movies

greylin: Are the monkey chunks IN the twinkies?
tai: i'll trade you, twikies for tim tams!
laydee: But now that everyone knows that you're blackmailng me it won't work anymore.

Ah, but they don't know what I'm blackmailing you for! *presses her fingers together in a Burnsesque pose* Excellent...

Ok, ok....you win, I'm shipping your twinkies out today.
*secretly removes cream filling and replace with goat*

Oy, I saw that! And no mailing me seal skins either!

Doulos: Blackmail depends on secrecy! So if you can just admit what you're being blackmailed for, your troubles will be over! (Tim Curry said it in Clue, so it must be true, right? )

Someone else has seen that film!!!

I am obsessed with it - I've seen it more than 100 times and know the entire script off by heart. But no one I know in the UK has seen it.

Men should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable.

ROFL!
Colonel Mustard: And are you the host?
Wadsworth: Me, sir? No, I'm just the humble butler. Colonel Mustard: And what exactly is it you do here? Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.

Osiris actually quotes the line "Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die" as misquoted by Wadsworth.

And you can't beat the "no meaning yes" scene...

Colonel Mustard: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs; every cook'll tell you that
Mrs. Peacock: But look what happened to the cook!

I remember being on MSN once and having two conversations at the same time - one swopping Clue quotes with a friend, and another talking to a guy I know who hasn't seen it. Unfortunately, I kept sending the wrong reply to the wrong person because the windows popped up at the wrong time. The guy asked me how I was and got the reply "Two corpses. Everything's fine." He was quite disturbed LOL!

'I...am...your singing telegram...'

That's the only part I remember.

But what an awesome moment, BD! I remember it, too.

In the UK, wouldn't the movie needed to have been "Cluedo"?