Seasons

Thanks Ulrike!

Also thanks for for the rats of mass destruction. Am I mis-reading, or is this a new type of rat (to us) rather than an endangered rat? Either way, boo illegal logging, even for the sake slimly creatures.

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

I think we should make sure that giant rats become an endangered species and then I think they should become extinct.

Giant rat problem solved. Thank you, Glindar!

The Clerk: Glindar want kill?
Glindar: This no killing make.
The Clerk: Kill giant rats.
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
The Clerk: Thank you so much. Kill all giant rats until there are no more.
Glindar: Yes... Glindar all giant rats until there are no more kill!

Oh Clerk, and what are your views on the Fireswamp?

I like to go swimming in the lightning sand!

Bev, I think, from googling, that you're referring to something from the movie "The Princess Bride." Haven't seen it.

Ah. I had` to read Corwin's post to understand Ulrike's abbreviations myself. Rent the movie. It's a hoot.

My alltime favourite

*frowns at a piece of paper*
Ah, yes... apparently I am supposed to say "Incoceivaable," at this point, thought I cannot, for the life of me, imagine why.
*crumples the paper*

You keep saying that`word. I don't think you know what it means.

Oooh! Ooooh! I know!

In-con-see-va-bowl: Seeing a criminal in a Virginia with a bowl! Or is it through a bowl...? *flicks tongue*