Seasons

Uh oh. They've found R.O.U.S.'s!

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn13089-giant-rat-and-new-possum-found-in-indonesia.html?feedId=online-news_rss20

Y'all are scarin' me. Giant rats. I object to normal rats. Explain again to me why the extinction of giant rats would be a bad thing, because I don't see the connection. I mean, if it involved something cute like penguins or polar bears (who, btw, see us as appetizers), I could see it. Don't melt the ice. But I think the rats can safely go extinct.

Man, and it's Christmas and everything. All I'm gonna think about is giant rats. And that particle stuff just makes me feel dizzy. You reckon there are particle-sized rats?

Thanks Ulrike!

Also thanks for for the rats of mass destruction. Am I mis-reading, or is this a new type of rat (to us) rather than an endangered rat? Either way, boo illegal logging, even for the sake slimly creatures.

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

I think we should make sure that giant rats become an endangered species and then I think they should become extinct.

Giant rat problem solved. Thank you, Glindar!

The Clerk: Glindar want kill?
Glindar: This no killing make.
The Clerk: Kill giant rats.
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
The Clerk: Thank you so much. Kill all giant rats until there are no more.
Glindar: Yes... Glindar all giant rats until there are no more kill!

Oh Clerk, and what are your views on the Fireswamp?

I like to go swimming in the lightning sand!

Bev, I think, from googling, that you're referring to something from the movie "The Princess Bride." Haven't seen it.

Ah. I had` to read Corwin's post to understand Ulrike's abbreviations myself. Rent the movie. It's a hoot.

My alltime favourite

*frowns at a piece of paper*
Ah, yes... apparently I am supposed to say "Incoceivaable," at this point, thought I cannot, for the life of me, imagine why.
*crumples the paper*